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Rigged. BIGLY!
Embed from Getty Images BREAKING: Grammy winner, pop icon and covert government operative, Taylor Swift, is secretly working with Rabbit Pizza to inculcate billions of Swifties as part of a broad political scheme to rig the 2024 election (just like they did in 2020). In cahoots with current boy toy and Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Travis Kelce, Taylor is planning...
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February 2, 2024
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When Will This Madness End!?
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