One day – (hopefully), many, many millennia in the future – some grad student will be green-lighted for a doctoral dissertation on President Trump’s tweets to examine, and perhaps shed light on the current “dark age” of American politics, starting here:
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.” — May 8, 2013
Conspiracy-Theorist-in-Chief –
84 tweets implying Obama was not born in the U.S.
“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that @BarackObama’s birth certificate is a fraud.” — August 6, 2012
31 tweets implying “autism” is caused by vaccines.
“Massive combined inoculations to small children is the cause for big increase in autism….” — August 23, 2012
106 tweets implying “global warming” is fake.
“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” — November 6, 2012
“…total con job.” — December 30, 2013
“…mythical…” — November 1, 2012
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the U.S. to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” — September 9, 2014
Narcissist-in-Chief –
“I am the BEST builder…” — May 13, 2015
“I went to Wharton, made over $8 billion, employ thousands of people & get insulted by morons who can’t get enough of me on twitter…!” — February 12, 2013
“Many people have commented that my fragrance, “Success” is the best scent & lasts the longest. Try it & let me know what you think!” (Disclaimer: “Success,” was not a success.) — February 27, 2013
“…I am least racist person there is.” — June 11, 2016
Narcissist-and-Problem-Solver-in-Chief –
“Nobody but Donald Trump will save Israel.” — April 27, 2015
“Nobody knows jobs like I do!” — January 8, 2016
“Nobody understands politicians like I do…” — May 23, 2015
“Nobody beats me on National Security.”— April 8, 2016
“Nobody would fight harder for free speech than me…” — May 4, 2015
“Nobody can beat me on the economy (and jobs).” — April 30, 2016
“No-one has done more for people with disabilities than me.” — February 9, 2016
“Nobody has more respect for women than Donald Trump!” — March 26, 2016
Well-Wisher-in-Chief –
“Happy Father’s Day to all, even the haters and losers!” — June 15, 2013
“Happy Veterans Day to ALL, in particular to the haters and losers who have no idea how lucky they are!!!” — November 11, 2013
“I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!” — April 5, 2015
“I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers… a truly happy and enjoyable Memorial Day!” — May 24, 2015
“I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.” — September 12, 2013
Most-Misunderstood-in-Chief –
“Made additional remarks on Charlottesville and realize once again that the #Fake News Media will never be satisfied…truly bad people!” — August 14, 2017
Foreign-Policy-Expert-in-Chief –
“I told Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, that he is wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man… — October 1, 2017
“…Save your energy Rex, we’ll do what has to be done!” — October 1, 2017
Media-Analyst-in-Chief –
“Just watched the totally biased and fake news reports of the so-called Russia story on NBC and ABC. Such dishonesty!” — March 23, 2017
“The ABC/Washington Post Poll, even though almost 40% is not bad at this time, was just about the most inaccurate poll around election time!” — July 16, 2017
“So much Fake News being put in dying magazines and newspapers. Only place worse may be @NBCNews, @CBSNews, @ABCNews, and @CNN. Fiction writers!” — October 17, 2017
“Hard to believe that with 24/7 #Fake News on CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, NYTIMES & WAPO, the Trump base is getting stronger!” — August 7, 2017
“Time Magazine lost all credibility when they didn’t include me in their Top 100. — October 26, 2012
“Associated Press… no credibility.” — September 26, 2012
“BBC… zero credibility.” — November 12, 2012
“CBS Major Garrett… bad reporter!” — January 11, 2016
“[Fox] Krauthammer… overrated clown!” — June 4, 2015
“Hardball Chris [Mathews] … lowest IQ on television” — April 16, 2013
“Between Iraq war monger @krauthammer, dummy @KarlRove, deadpan @GeorgezWill, highly overrated @megynkelly, among others, @FoxNews not fair!” — December 15, 2015
“…enemy of the American People!” — February 17, 2017
“… licenses must be challenged and, if appropriate, revoked.” — October 11, 2017
Comforter-in-Chief –
“We have done a great job with the almost impossible situation in Puerto Rico. Outside of the Fake News or politically motivated ingrates… — October 1, 2017
“…want everything to be done for them when it should be a community effort. 10,000 Federal workers now on Island doing a fantastic job.” — September 30, 2017
“…We cannot keep FEMA, the Military & the First Responders, who have been amazing (under the most difficult circumstances) in P.R. forever!” — October 12, 2017
Commander-in-Chief –
“I know more than the generals about the War on Christmas. During national security briefings, they are completely unprepared to discuss it.” — December 25, 2016
“I know more about #ISIS than the generals do, believe me… I would bomb the sh**t out of them.” — November 13, 2015
“Study what General Pershing of the United States did to terrorists when caught. There was no more Radical Islamic Terror for 35 years!” — August 17, 2017 (Pants-on-Fire False)
And that’s not even the tip of the tip… of an iceberg of the irrational.
OMG Jim! 50 true links to our president’s actual tweets.
When I assign papers to my students, they complain about having to find just three references! You have helped that future PhD student get a good start on their dissertation. I am nauseous just reading this much of “Doctor” Trump’s scientific studies on autism, global warming, etc….